In the begining there was nothingness, and into the void there came a great disk, and the disk was Frisbee.

The Great Frisbee spun forth and in its spinning it collected all the matter which had lain spread amongst the emptiness. The Great Frisbee through its spinning formed the matter into a single mass, and through the will of the Great Frisbee the mass burst forth. In this way was created all that was, all that is and all that will be.

The Great Frisbee looked upon his creation, and was pleased. Then The Frisbee chose among his creations the worlds which he would give life to. Then he brought forth life on his chosen worlds.

The Diskamerius is the chronicle of one of these chosen few worlds. One that is known to its life as Earth.

The Great Frisbee created life in his own form, but on a much smaller scale. This life came to be called by the name of protazoa, and over centuries this life became more. In time the life of earth became man.

The first man was called by the word Adam, and he was good. He cared for the lesser developed life of the Earth, and this pleased the Great Frisbee. Alas, Adam became lonely and troubled. The Great Frisbee saw this and although the answer was long known unto the Great Frisbee, it asked Adam how he should be helped. This was not done in spite, but in the hope that man could be taught to think.

Adam, realizing that his solitude was the cause of his consternation, ask the Great Frisbee to give him up a companion. Someone to whom he could talk and listen. One who could watch over him, as he watched over all. He wanted this person to be much like him, and yet much different, so that they might have more to talk of during the lonely hours of the night. The Great Frisbee heard and was impressed, and thus it created woman,
and woman vomited.

Adam was pleased, as was the Great Frisbee, and so the Great Frisbee bid farewell, that it might observe it's works on other worlds.

The Great Frisbee left, and Adam met his companion. They got to know one another quite well, and had a great many discussions about their differences, but in all their time together the woman had never had a name. Adam decided to call her by the first sound she had made after her creation, and she became known as Eve.

Then one night, while exploring the differences between their bodies, Adam and Eve discovered something that was quite odd, and yet extremely pleasing. They explored this topic with great vigor.

A few months later they realized that Eve was growing, and a few months after that she gave forth a child, and while this pleased them both they did not give any thought to its being connected with their new activity, and so their activities continued. Once again Eve became with child, and again the child was born within the ignorance of how or why.

Whithin a surprisingly short time the human population had become quite large, and it was then that the Great Frisbee came back to check on Adam. The Great Frisbee saw the populace and observed them from an unseen distance and was not displeased, however, it did not give him great joy. He realised that now his people had become an entire race, and that meant that they would feel a driving need for a social order.

It was thus he decided that he should shape their society, and he chose to do so through religion, and it was then that he made himself seen unto them. This became known as the first of the great returns.

During this, the first "Great Return" The Great Frisbee handed down the first of the comandments. They were these:
1 Thou shalt have no other circular objects before me.
2 Thou shalt refer to me only as Great Frisbee.
3 Remember the circle and keep it holy.

Mankind learned of these and took them to heart, but in time the memories became distant and man lost the wisdom of the words.

Through these rules of life and living mankind became a happy, and multiplied to a further extent. They began forming couples, and yet they were not monogamous amongst these couples. Unfortunately they had not felt the need to seperate themselves, and they all lived in the home of Adam and Eve. Thus they soon became crowded, and began killing each other to make room for new arrivals, and stealing from each other for food.

This made teir lots in life unhappy ones. They cotinued in this fashion; killing, stealing, adultering, and always living with their parents.

When the Great Frisbee learned of this the misfortune of his people he came to their aid with further wisdom, and gave unto them more words of wisdom. They were these:
4 Thou shalt rebel against thy father, and thy mother.
5 Thou shalt not kill, unless really pissed.
6 Thou shalt not get caught commiting adultery.
7 Thou shalt not get caught stealing.

Man was once again happy and thriving, and the Great Frisbee was pleased.

and thus ends this chapter.......